I don’t do any of these, SUCCESSFUL!
Dumb Guy Poses:
(Flipping off no one in particular)
(I have a body underneath this shirt and I am proud)
(Baller in the very bottom corner)
(I’m tough therefore I grab my biceps)
DIANE THE BALLER IN THE VERY BOTTOM CORNER = SPOT ON
Damn high school me was unembarrassed and sassy.
Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
I can do anything with this hair.
Happy 51st (absolutely not true) birthday, Alexandra Elizabeth Kingston! March 11th, 1963 (fuck nope).
winter is coming
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes